Recently whenever I go there, I feel so stupid, but then I bring some excuses for myself to believe if I'm humiliating myself it's for a better reason and it's my own choice!!and then it's time to tell myself " AFTER ALL YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY STUPID ONE IN THE WORLD".Forget about my stupidity in my personal life;here, all the initial assumptions are based on general stupidity.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are more actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping."


On a filter box
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."


On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(As opposed to....)


and today we were cleaning the freezer, ifound it on a Swanson frozen dinner
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it was just a suggestion.)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
(And you thought?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(Yeah, you tell a 5 year-old he can't drive.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."


On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts
"Warning: contains nuts."


On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Hands, I can understand... but genitals?! It takes a REAL man!)



Excuse me, I've got to go out and find someone who needs this caution about Swedish chainsaw....